“House M.D.” – deleted scene

Dr. House limps into the patient’s room.  Foreman and a nurse follow. House:  I see someone enjoyed the chili. Chris:  How’d you know that? House:  The window is open. Chris: So what?  That could be for a million different reasons.  I could have been warm... House:  This room isn’t warm and you don’t have a … Continue reading “House M.D.” – deleted scene

“It’s a Wonderful Life” – First Draft

George:  Maybe it’d be better if I’d never been born… Clarence:  Now, now, George.  You mustn’t say things like that.  I’m not going to get my wings if you - wait a minute.. George:  What’s that? Clarence:  That might work.  OK, George. You’ve got your wish.  You’ve never been born. George:  Oh, ha, ha, very … Continue reading “It’s a Wonderful Life” – First Draft

Answering reader mail – part 13

Dear Chris, Over the past 5 years, I’ve thought that by avoiding the news and most culture, I was improving myself and focusing on more intellectual pursuits, staying home and reading.  But lately, I’ve started to feel like I’m missing out on new experiences. I need to get out more and see the world, go … Continue reading Answering reader mail – part 13

“It’s a Wonderful Life” – Alternate Ending

2 researchers examine ZuZu’s pedals under a microscope. Rick:  I’ve never seen anything like it.  These pedals are radioactive. Wendy: That could only happen if they travelled between dimensions. Rick:  Where did they find this stuff? Wendy:  Bedford Falls, New York.  They think it entered the atmosphere at 10PM last night.  They’re interrogating the guy … Continue reading “It’s a Wonderful Life” – Alternate Ending

Subway Conductor Called Back to Work

Roger, a retired subway conductor, sits on his couch.  Empty bottles of Scotch cover his living room floor. The phone rings. Roger:  Yes, Mac? Mac:  Roger, I’ve got one last job for you.   Roger:  Mac, I’m not a subway conductor anymore.  5 years ago today, I turned in my badge and hat. Mac:  You know … Continue reading Subway Conductor Called Back to Work

Motivational Quotes

Manager:  Most of you know we had to lay off our content supervisor, Anthony, last week.  Unfortunately, before he left, he changed some of the motivational quotes on our site.  We need the following quotes removed from the site and revised back to their current form by end of day, please. “The only difference between … Continue reading Motivational Quotes