Board Games

A: What game should we play?

B:  Hmm.. we already played Clue, Yahtzee, Uno.

A: …

B: …

A:  How about Inter-dimensional Jumangopoly?

B: Ugh, that takes so long.

A: No, it doesn’t!

B: It takes literally thousands of years.  And you ALWAYS mess up humanity’s trajectory.

A: I do not!

B: YOU crashed the stock market.

A:  Well, YOU started a pandemic.

B: …

A: Let’s read all the rules this time and try again.

B: Fine.