A: What game should we play?
B: Hmm.. we already played Clue, Yahtzee, Uno.
A: How about Inter-dimensional Jumangopoly?
B: Ugh, that takes so long.
A: No, it doesn’t!
B: It takes literally thousands of years. And you ALWAYS mess up humanity’s trajectory.
A: I do not!
B: YOU crashed the stock market.
A: Well, YOU started a pandemic.
A: Let’s read all the rules this time and try again.