Lucas receives the “Best Blog of the Year” award. He is wearing a tux, speaking at a center stage podium to hundreds of other formally dressed guests
Lucas: I never thought I’d make it here. 12 years ago, I was diagnosed with a very rare and severe disorder called “making up names and shoehorning those names into my blog”. Fortunately, after a successful brain surgery, I was able to get back to my normal blog posts without any incident.
I want to thank the Academy for Excellence in Blogging. And there are a few individuals I want to thank, too…
Merigold Aquinas, my 3rd grade creative writing teacher.
Magillicutty “The Tank” Chambers, my oldest and best friend, who ALWAYS encouraged me to write.
Fingus W. Brookstock – my college swim coach, who taught me the real value of discipline.
Seamous Amis – my tech support contact when I have trouble using the WordPress site.
Gregory Weathersby – my pet bird. He’s been my muse for many years.
Cassandra Dostayevski – my bird sitter, who is watching Greg right now. Alright Greg, go to sleep! It’s past your bedtime!
Axel W. Flannahan – my backup bird sitter for emergencies.
Luther Lawless – the uncredited cofounder of Mavis Beacon typing software. I don’t know where I’d be without you.
George “Rickety” St. Lucius – a rival blogger who I stole most of my material from.
Morgan Langston Veracaccio – cashier at my local Papa John’s.. fueld many a writing session!
And of course where would I be without my very loving wife and family. Gosh, I’m blanking on your names. You all know who you are! Thank you so much. Good night, everyone.