Lucas and a priest in the confessional.
Priest: What’s troubling you?
Lucas: It happened again. I made up some silly names.. then I brazenly.. for no reason really.. I.. I.. shoehorned those names.. into my blog.
Priest: Remember, my son – “God only gives us what we can handle” – to quote the great St. Herbert Lermendale Neebly.
Lucas: Patron saint of..
Priest: .. of people who make up silly names and shoehorn them into blogs.
Lucas: Ever since I came back to the church, Fr. Murtle G. Klonk, I’ve definitely felt less guilt about my condition.
Priest: God loves you as you are. And St. Orlando Chivesweather Parish will always welcome you with open arms. Will I see you Sunday after mass, for the bake sale?
Lucas: Yes, of course. I wouldn’t miss Venison Jorfries’ famous pumpkin pie!